Dave Finnegan - Mickah Wallace, Drums — The Commitments

"Kenneth McCluskey - Derek Scully, Bass"

"Id like to introduce you to the hardest-workin band in the world. On bass, Derek "Meatman" Scully. On piano, Steven "Soul Surgeon" Clifford. Dean "Mr Nipple" Fay on sax. Joey "The Lips" Fagan on trumpet. Our gorgeous chanteuses are Bernie, Imelda, and Natalie. Deco "Deep Throat" Cuffe on vocals. On lead guitar, Outspan "Fender bender" Foster. Finally, on drums, Mickah "Dont Fuck With Me" Wallace. Ladies and gentlemen, The Commitments."

"Johnny Murphy - Joey The Lips Fagan, Trumpet"

"Is this the band then? Betcha U2 are shittin themselves."

"Thats fuckin blasphemy. Elvis wasnt a Cajun."

"The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once and say it loud, Im black and Im proud."