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"Some people take, some people get took. And they know theyre getting took and theres nothing they can do about it."
"David White - Mr. Eichelberger"

The Apartment is a 1960 American romantic comedy film directed and produced by Billy Wilder from a screenplay he co-wrote with I. A. L. Diamond. Jack Lemmon stars as an insurance clerk who, in hopes of climbing the corporate ladder, allows his superiors to use his Upper West Side apartment to conduct their extramarital affairs. He becomes attracted to an elevator operator in his office building, u
"Some people take, some people get took. And they know theyre getting took and theres nothing they can do about it."
"Fred MacMurray - Jeff D. Sheldrake"
"Why do people have to love people anyway?"
"How could I be so stupid? You would think I should have learned by now. When youre in love with a married man you shouldnt wear mascara."
"Yknow, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe. I mean shipwrecked among 8 million people. And then one day I saw a footprint in the sand and there you were."
"As for myself, I very often stay on at the office and work for an extra hour or two, especially when the weather is bad. Its not that Im overly ambitious, its just a way of killing time, until its all right for me to go home. You see, I have this little problem with my apartment...I live in the West Sixties, just half a block from Central Park. My rent is $85 a month. It used to be eighty until last July when Mrs. Lieberman (Frances Lax), the landlady, put in a second-hand air conditioning unit. Its a real nice apartment - nothing fancy - but kind of cozy - just right for a bachelor. The only problem is - I cant always get in when I want to."