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"Gay Muslim activists. That is a very rare job description. You guys have big ones."

"You know, Scientologists [sound of audience laughing]. And right, youre like, "Oh, yeah, thats some crazy shit. Okay." Jesus with the virgin birth and the dove and the snake who talked in the garden, thats cool. But the Scientologists, theyre the crazy ones."

"Theres more than one mosque in the world that used to be a church and before that was a temple. Because its a lot easier to just change the sign on the top and say "under new management" than it is to change the whole building. I worked a lot of comedy clubs in the eighties that still had the disco ball on the ceiling. And in the nineties they became strip clubs. And now theyre a Starbucks."

"Scientists line up overwhelmingly on one side of this issue. It would have to be an enormous conspiracy going on between scientists of all different disciplines, in all different countries, to have such a consensus."

"It seems that if God wanted to communicate something to the world - hes all powerful - he would just talk to the whole world. It always seems he picks out a prophet in private and tells them, "Ok, youre the prophet. Now you go tell the rest of the world", so we just have to take it on faith."

"What happens in Gomorrah, stays in Gomorrah."