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"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes."
"Dont mind Lou - hes only the second generation in his family to stand up straight."

Back to School is a 1986 American comedy film starring Rodney Dangerfield, Keith Gordon, Sally Kellerman, Burt Young, Terry Farrell, William Zabka, Ned Beatty, Sam Kinison, Paxton Whitehead, Robert Downey Jr., M. Emmet Walsh, and Adrienne Barbeau. It was directed by Alan Metter. The plot centers on a wealthy but uneducated father (Dangerfield) who goes to college to show solidarity with his discou
"Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes."
"Please, try to understand. I dont have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!"
"With the shape Im in you could donate my body to science fiction."
"Sally Kellerman - Dr. Diane Turner"
"Robert Downey, Jr. - Derek Lutz"
"I dont know. I cant figure women out. Today, theyre... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name!"