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"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, youll have a happy and wonderful marriage…Like two out of every ten couples."
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Neil SimonEveryone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happen — Neil Simon
"Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life."
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Neil Simon
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Marvin Neil Simon was an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly film adaptations of his plays. He received three Tony Awards and a Golden Globe Award, as well as nominations for four Academy Awards and four Primetime Emmy Awards. He was awarded a Special Tony Award in 1975, the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 19
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"And so she lived ... hopefully ... ever after."
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"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."
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"If I had to make one comparison, Id say that when its five below in New York, its 78 in Los Angeles, and when its 110 in New York, its 78 in Los Angeles; but there are 2,000,000 interesting people in New York–and only 78 in Los Angeles. There may be a hell of a lot more, but its hard to find them."
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"Youre welcome to take a bath. You look like the second week of the garbage strike."
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"People with honorary awards are looked upon with disfavor. Would you let an honorary mechanic fix your brand-new Mercedes?"
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