Eyebrows. There should be TWO. — Miss Congeniality

"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I havent slept all night, Im starved, AND Im armed! Dont MESS with me!"

"Michael Caine - Victor Melling"

"Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews"

"Im sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap."

"Look, shes gonna cry again. [imitating winner] Oh, if I only had a brain."

"Smilers wear a crown, losers wear a frown."