"For wolves and pigs and bears, thinking that theyre human is a tragedy. For a cat, its an experience. (p. 268)."
Witches Abroad is the twelfth Discworld novel by Terry Pratchett, originally published in 1991.
"Greebo turned upon Granny Weatherwax a yellow-eyed stare of self-satisfied malevolence, such as cats always reserve for people who dont like them, and purred. Greebo was possibly the only cat who could snigger in purr. (p. 48)"
"Emberella, thought Magrat. Im fairy godmothering a girl who sounds like something you put up in the rain. (p. 213)"
"The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil and a burden to the soul. They therefore, regardless of personal hazard, see it as their unpleasant duty to acquire as much as possible in order to reduce the risk to innocent people. (p. 125)"
"Its a strange thing about determined seekers-after-wisdom that, no matter where they happen to be, theyll always seek that wisdom which is a long way off. Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is. (p. 32)"
"People are riddled by Doubt. It is the engine that drives them through their lives. It is the elastic band in the little model airplane of their soul, and they spend their time winding it up until it knots. Early morning is the worst time—theres that little moment of panic in case You have drifted away in the night and something else has moved in. This never happened to Granny Weatherwax. She went straight from fast asleep to instant operation on all six cylinders. She never needed to find herself because she always knew who was doing the looking. (p. 93)"
"Nannys mouth spread in an evil grin."