Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, its not hi — Drop Dead Gorgeous

"Denise Richards — Becky Ann Leeman"

"Tammy: Maybe other people think I cant win a beauty pageant, but other people didnt think I could beat out Becky Leeman for President of the gun club either, and I did. Its just like Anthony Robins says, "Im a winner, nobody can stop me, but me"."

"Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!"

"Annette: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house, you go find the guy who cut them off, hell give em to you so you can practice for the pageant."

"Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a carnie, always a carnie. Mom still cries every time she sees a tilt-a-whirl or a fat lady in a tube top."

"Leslie: Theyll never let you perform naked, I asked."