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"[Asked if she was bullied at school] I was never punched. I think verbal abuse is potentially worse than being punched in the arm. I got called names every day. I got called Norma-No-Mates and Speccy-Four-Eyes."
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Sarah Millican[Her] comedy depends on the cognitive dissonance between her appearanc — Sarah Millican
"[Her] comedy depends on the cognitive dissonance between her appearance (primary school teacher in spectacles) and the filth she speaks."
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Sarah Jane Millican is an English comedian. Millican won the comedy award for Best Newcomer at the 2008 Edinburgh Festival Fringe. In February 2013 she was listed as one of the 100 most powerful women in the United Kingdom by Radio 4's Woman's Hour; in the same year, she married fellow comedian Gary Delaney. Her first book, How to Be Champion, was published in 2017. Among her accolades are two Cho
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"[Q:] What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? [A:] Im always a bit late, but I dont mind that, because it means that whoever Im meeting is already there. [Q:] What is the trait you most deplore in others? [A:] I hate it when people are later than me."
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"I got divorced. Ive got friends who got divorced and they did not do stand up – good to know its not obligatory, but I think you have to do something. Some people drink and some people sleep around, and I was like, "Im going to tell some strangers how sad I am. But in a funny way"."
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"I always wanted to be able to say I pay my electricity bill by telling cock jokes."
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"[Asked "End of weekend dread?"] Monday is our Saturday, so no dread. Having different days off to the majority of people is great in so many ways. And working Saturdays means you never have to go to a wedding."
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