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"I fell in love with the right person, a person I know and who knows me."
"How do you find whats going to make everybody have this strange reaction in their bodies, this response thats sort of chemical and physical all at once—this noise and emotion that changes how you sit? A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, its really strange. But when I can feel proud of myself for causing it, its great."

William Edward Crystal is an American comedian, actor, and filmmaker. He is known as a stand-up comedian and for his film and stage roles. Crystal has received numerous accolades, including six Primetime Emmy Awards and a Tony Award as well as nominations for three Grammy Awards and three Golden Globe Awards. He was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1991, the Mark Twain Prize fo
"I fell in love with the right person, a person I know and who knows me."
"I did Bill Cosbys "Noah." Just took the routine from him, word for word, and didnt even think it was stealing. Years later my friends started calling me up saying, "Theres this guy, Bill Cosby, whos doing your stuff!"
"When Ive gotten criticism, its that its too long, too soft, didnt hit the government hard enough. Then when I do hit the government, they go, "Whats he doing hitting the government?"
"Oprah: Is there a muscle you use for performing? Billy: Yes — my brain."