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"(to Bunsha) And you will be cured! (to Ivan the Terrible) And you will be cured! And I will be cured! (Quoted in search of a way out of a stupid situation)"
"However, this is strange. This is the first time in my life. They tell him that his wife is leaving him, and he says, “Well, well, well, well, well, well, well”! Its even kinda impolite."

Ivan Vasilievich Changes His Profession is a 1973 Soviet science fiction comedy film directed by Leonid Gaidai. In the United States, the film has sometimes been sold under the title Ivan Vasilievich: Back to the Future. This film is based on the play Ivan Vasilievich written by Mikhail Bulgakov from 1934 until 1936. It was one of the most attended films in the Soviet Union in 1973, with more than
"(to Bunsha) And you will be cured! (to Ivan the Terrible) And you will be cured! And I will be cured! (Quoted in search of a way out of a stupid situation)"
"If you were my wife, Id hang myself."
"Oh dont lie! Oh dont lie, thou art lying to the Tsar! Not by human desire, but by Divine will, I am Tsar!"
"(was able to get out of the elevator by signing the door with the Sign of the Cross) Thats what the Life-giving Cross does!"
"(to Bunsha) Why are you looking at me like that, dear Sir? There are no patterns nor growing flowers on me."
"However, I am amazed at your calmness. And if you know, Shurik, I’m even tempted to start a scandal."