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"A wizard am I, whom many dread, With power like a God. So come with me to yonder bed, And see my mighty rod."
"Human ignorance has never needed help."

Jim C. Hines is an American fantasy and science fiction writer. His work is published by DAW Books, and some of his books have appeared on the Locus Bestseller list.
"A wizard am I, whom many dread, With power like a God. So come with me to yonder bed, And see my mighty rod."
"Logically, Jig knew he was safe. Logic, however, had only a single small voice, and was easily overwhelmed by panic."
"Goblins didn’t pray. They had no use for gods, a disinterest matched only by the gods’ disdain for goblins."
"Plans were for adventurers. He preferred the goblin approach. Blind panic might not work all the time, but at least it saved you the stress of planning."
"Madmen in the noble line are as common as rat turds in the grain shed."
"The most difficult part was letting yourself ignore the lies your eyes told. Eyes were like children. If they had nothing to say, they made things up."