I didnt realize this was a sad occasion. — The waiter at The Anxious C — Daniel Handler

"When I was crazy." the radio explained, "I thought you were great."

"I find you interesting, Joe, so nearly everything you say will be interesting too. I love you. I could say Im lonely but thats not the only reason."

"Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of ‘systematically assisting Sisyphus’s stealthy, Syst-susceptible sister,’ which is easier done than said. - Lemony Snicket"

"I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table."

"It was the sort of day when people walk in the park and solve problems. "Well simply call the taxi company, David, and request a large one, like one of those vans." Is the sort of thing you would overhear if you were overhearing in the park."

"Its always dawnest before dark"