I don’t like venturing into Manhattan. It is the capital of Weird in t — Alex Shvartsman

"I pulled out a revolver loaded with silver bullets doused in holy water. Cliché, I know, but in my experience only the most effective solutions get to become clichés in the first place."

"We don’t pay attention to the news, since we’re busy helping people, doing stuff that’s actually important."

"You can’t falsify mastery, but novelty is easy to fake."

"He wasn’t out to cheat the universe of its plan for some sort of personal gain; he was trying to save his wife. There aren’t a lot of things in life powerful enough to cause a man of faith to go against what he saw as the wishes of his creator, but love certainly qualifies."

"“This is really hard to accept at sixteen, but dads are often right,” said the older man."

"Whoever coined the cliché about customers always being right clearly did not spend any time working behind the counter."