I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading — Cassandra Clare

"To love is to destroy, and that to be loved is to be destroyed."

"Well, Id certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death."

"If there was such a thing as terminal literalism, youd have died in childhood,"

"Wheres Simon?" Clary interrupted. Isabelle wobbled. "Hes a rat," she said darkly. "Did he do something to you?" Alec was full of brotherly concern. "Did he touch you? If he tried anything-" "No, Alec," Isabelle said irritably. "Not like that. Hes a rat"

"When the self-congratulatory part of the evening is over, maybe we could get back to saving my best friend from being exsanguinated to death?"

"A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance novel covers? The-"