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"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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Henny YoungmanI was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother, — Henny Youngman
"I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother,"
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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner", his best known being "Take my wife... please".
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