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"Theres something about Shania Twain I just dont trust. I dont know, I cant put my finger...shes just too thin. I like my country singers to have the big hair and the big ass."
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"I would rather blow a guy in the bathroom at White Castle in between sliders...because Im romantic!"
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Kathleen Mary Griffin is an American comedian and actress who has starred in television series, comedy specials and has released multiple comedy albums. In 2007 and 2008, Griffin won Primetime Emmy Awards for her reality show Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List. She has also appeared in supporting roles in films.
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"I dont know about you, but I fucked a midget. I have secrets."
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"Apparently, Courtney Love was at Whitneys "intervention". And when Courtney Love is telling you, youre hittin the pipe too hard, well, things are bad! Theyre really bad!"
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"(describing Celine Dions family of 14 siblings) You know there is just issues and boundries and secrets. The name of my book."
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"She (Monica Lewinsky) is the kinda girl wholl blow a guy and call you and tell you all about it."
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"You know whats great about my mom? She compulsively swears and doesnt know it. Like...I mean, she doesnt have Tourettes. I could never get that lucky. Can you imagine how it would be to have parents with Tourettes? I would be in heaven...but anyway. That is one funny fucking disease."
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