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"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."
"If something is chasing you... split up."

The Cabin in the Woods is a 2011 science fiction comedy horror film directed by Drew Goddard in his directorial debut, produced by Joss Whedon, and written by Whedon and Goddard. It stars Kristen Connolly, Chris Hemsworth, Anna Hutchison, Fran Kranz, Jesse Williams, Richard Jenkins, and Bradley Whitford. The plot follows a group of college students who retreat to a remote cabin in the woods where
"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."
"Quaint abandoned property... sold."
"Sigourney Weaver - The Director"
"An army of nightmares, huh? Lets get this party started. [hits purge button releasing all the monsters]"
"[After Dana discovers Judahs dismembered body] Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"
"[to Dana and Marty] This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope youll listen. You wont get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustnt. Your deaths will avert countless others. Youve seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... and let us end it quickly."