If youre going to do something wrong, do it big, because the punishmen — Jayne Mansfield

"Nothing risqué nothing gained!"

"A forty-one inch bust and a lot of perseverance will get you more than a cup of coffee — a lot more. But most girls dont know what to do with what theyve got."

"I dont want to get involved in the racial situation at the expense of losing fans. I wouldnt say anything too strong but I do know that God created us equal and were not living up to it."

"Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a female can enjoy. A father shares in that experience, knowing that he caused it to happen."

"Mickey is a hard worker. He takes care of the house, looks after my animals, and satisfies me. What else can one expect of a man?"

"A woman should be pink and cuddly for a man."