"Im a rocker, dude, through and through. Heres my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen, not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep..."
Joe Dirt is a 2001 American adventure comedy film, directed by Dennie Gordon, starring David Spade, Dennis Miller, Christopher Walken, Adam Beach, Brian Thompson, Brittany Daniel, Jaime Pressly, Erik Per Sullivan, and Kid Rock. The film was written by Spade and Fred Wolf, and produced by Robert Simonds.
"Youre gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you dont have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?"
Joe Dirt"Whats the story here? Im a white trash idiot - the end."
Joe Dirt"Kickin’ Wing: You want me to put my ear to the ground and listen for hoof beats, check for footprints, look for broken twigs? This is the modern era. That stuff doesnt work anymore."
Joe Dirt"There are three rules when dealin with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, Im number one. Rule number two, the crocs number two."
Joe Dirt"Say it, dont spray it brother. Dang!"
Joe Dirt"Im new in town, kinda lonely, lookin for my parents."
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