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"Weve been banging together like a pair of cymbals in an overworked marching band."
Stealing HarvardIm not liquid... Im not... liquid. — Stealing Harvard
"Im not liquid... Im not... liquid."
Stealing Harvard
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Stealing Harvard is a 2002 American slapstick action comedy film directed by Bruce McCulloch and written by Martin Hynes and Peter Tolan, about a man who resorts to crime to pay for his niece's Harvard tuition. The film stars Jason Lee and Tom Green with Leslie Mann, Dennis Farina, Richard Jenkins, John C. McGinley, Tammy Blanchard, and Megan Mullally; director McCulloch appears in a minor role. I
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