"[...]is there a contest between developers to see who can make the most irresistable game for Brian? Im trying to get some work done here!"
Brian Clevinger is an American writer best known as the author of the webcomic 8-Bit Theater and the Eisner-nominated print comic Atomic Robo. He is also the author of the self-published novel Nuklear Age.
"I have, quite possibly, the most self-antagonistic brain of our generation. So when I really want to work on something, it goes into overdrive to think of other things that are really bitchin to distract me. And if I change gears to work on that new shiny thing, itll think of something even more bitchin for the original thing or a wholly new project altogether. Its a wonder I manage to dress myself, really."
"It occurs to me that I really need a picture of Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard driving Optimus Prime through space. I would follow either of them into the gates of hell without question or hesitation."
"Do you know what I need? A hammer built out of a starship. It just seems practical. Something like that would have dozens of uses around the home. All of them needlessly apocolyptic, probably, but when youve got a doom hammer, every problem is meaningless once the interstellar dust settles."
"Typing up a detailed news post at this moment would not further the goals of my great society. Stay tuned for ideological update."
"Anyone got a few million they wanna invest?"
"If you travel, do it smart. I need as many of you alive to buy as many things as possible. Its a cycle, you see, shaped like a pyramid."