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"Get the funk outta my face. Get. The. Funk. Outta My Face."
Semi-ProIt feels like I got cat piss in my eyes! — Semi-Pro
"It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!"
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Semi-Pro is a 2008 American sports comedy film. The film was directed by Kent Alterman in his directorial debut, written by Scot Armstrong, and produced by Jimmy Miller. It stars Will Ferrell, Woody Harrelson, André 3000, and Maura Tierney, set during the final season of the American Basketball Association and telling the story of a fictional ABA team desperate to survive the league's merger with
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