Its like a horrible time paradox, where neither our wisdom, nor your v — Waiting...

"Thats Naomi, and shes been working here WAY too long. But, shes actually a pretty sweet girl...when shes drunk."

"Yeah! Carpe deez nuts! God, I cant wait to quit this job!"

"All right everybody, listen up, from here on out, Mitch is a made man. Anyone who has anything different to say, Nick and T-Dog will fuckin cut you!"

"So, you know that weird, paranoid feeling you get when you hear people laughing and you think theyre laughing at you when theyre really not? Well, in your case, they actually are."

"And that is the Lincoln. Now remember you have to shave it so it looks like a beard or it doesnt count."

"Its good in a sense that I can take walks in my underwear; I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while Im doing it, people just assume Im senile.... Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and dont realize Im doing it until someone slaps me, so I really am going senile."