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"[to a fat kid who stole his friends lunches] Are these all your lunches? [lifts the kid who shakes his head in disagreement] You mean you eat other peoples lunches? STOP IT!"
Kindergarten CopIts not a tumor! Its not a tumor...at all. — Kindergarten Cop
"Its not a tumor! Its not a tumor...at all."
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Kindergarten Cop is a 1990 American action comedy film directed by Ivan Reitman and written by Murray Salem, Herschel Weingrod, and Timothy Harris. The film stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as John Kimble, a tough Los Angeles police detective who goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher in a small Oregon town to locate the ex-wife and son of a dangerous drug dealer. The cast also includes Penelope Ann
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"Kimble, youve wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing. Ill be out of here in a week, and youll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah. I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldnt even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldnt stand the sight of you."
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"If you dont stop screwing around back there, this is what Im gonna do with you. [snaps pencil]"
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"Mrs. Hagley is a lot better than you."
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"[in German] This makes me angry as Hell! Now Im angry!"
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"Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [cocks gun] ...and I love my car."
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