James Rebhorn — Howard Schaeffer — Guarding Tess

"Im a secret service agent, Mrs. Carlisle, not a caddy. You want that ball? I suggest you go get it yourself."

"Austin Pendleton — Earl Fowler"

"Since youve insisted on me staying, you should know I intend to do my job by the book which means we dont run errands, we dont make snacks and we dont check our guns at the door. Now if you dont like any of this, I suggest you call Washington and get yourself a new man."

"You should get a date, you should have a martini, you should drive with the top down, you should better yet give a tired old widow a break."

"Susan Blommaert — Kimberly Cannon"

"The President is coming to Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?"