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"Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday"
Stassi SchroederJax shouldnt feel bad about being a sociopath. I mean Tom Sandoval is — Stassi Schroeder
"Jax shouldnt feel bad about being a sociopath. I mean Tom Sandoval is probably a narcissist. Kristen meets most of the criteria for borderline personality disorder. Ariana has a superiority complex. Katie has anger management issues. Scheanas a hypochondriac. Im a alcoholic, so hes in good company."
Stassi Schroeder
Stassi Schroeder
author2013–202051 quotes
Nastassia Bianca "Stassi" Schroeder Clark is an American television personality, podcast host, fashion blogger, model and author. She is best known for appearing on Bravo's reality television series Vanderpump Rules (2013–2020) for eight seasons. Schroeder has written three books, which were all New York Times best sellers.
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