Jon: Dont you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu D — Garfield and Friends

"Garfields "Abu Dhabi" song to Nermal: Abu Dhabi, its far away Abu Dhabi, thats where youll stay Abu Dhabi, the place to be For any kitten whos annoying me, yeah! Abu Dhabi, its off the track Abu Dhabi, now dont come back Abu Dhabi, its quite a thrill For any kitten who can make me ill! Now some take a train, and some take a plane But I am sending you Not on a boat, or even by goat But in a box marked "Postage Due" Abu Dhabi, youre what they lack Abu Dhabi, now youre all packed Abu Dhabi, a far commute For any kitten who is too darn cute!"

"Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary? Garfield: Hmmm, Jons gonna sing. Jon: Something so spooky youll never get over it. Garfield: Hmmm, hes gonna sing and dance."

"TV announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends! Garfield: Odie and Friends? ...We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it. Floyd: What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show. Bet its a hit, though. [from Attention Getting Garfield]"

"Garfield: Are there any questions? Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed? Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any intelligent questions? [from All About Odie]"

"The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." [from Episode 58]"

"Jon: Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack. Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]"