"Jorge Luis Ramos — General Armandos Translator"
Captain Ron is a 1992 American comedy film directed by Thom Eberhardt, produced by David Permut, and co-written by John Dwyer and Thom Eberhardt for Touchstone Pictures. It stars Kurt Russell as the eponymous sailor with a quirky personality and a checkered past, alongside Martin Short and Mary Kay Place who hire him to sail a yacht through the Caribbean. It earned negative reviews and was a box-o
"[Captain Ron has left Martin at the wheel to pilot the boat alone. His wife comes and stands next to him] Isnt this great? Look at this! Open ocean, uncharted islands... Who knows whats waiting for us out there? Come here. [hugs his wife] Log entry: Day two. The adventure begins! What a thrill it is to be leaving the turmoil of civilization behind us!"
Captain Ron"Meadow Sisto — Caroline Harvey"
Captain Ron"Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."
Captain Ron"Alright, thats more like it, now youre talking! You can do it, mates! Ive never seen such sailors. Not in all my born days, I aint. Naturals! My God, everyone of you, naturals... [beat; to himself] Were gonna fucking die!"
Captain Ron"[after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get em custom made."
Captain Ron"Mary Kay Place — Katherine Harvey"
Captain Ron