Leslie Mann as Corinne Maloney — Big Daddy

"[drops a can in a supermarket] Dented cans are half-price. Microsoft went down 3 points. We gotta save some money."

"Vanessa, youre a HOOTERS girl?"

"Having a kid is great...As long as his eyes are closed, and hes not moving or speaking."

"The boy just wont quit peeing and throwing up. Hes like a cocker spaniel!"

"I thought I had a mother lined up for him, but shes busy banging the Pepperidge Farm guy."

"Dylan and Cole Sprouse as Julian McGrath"