Makes it all worthwhile, doesnt it? — Tall Tale

"I hate the farm! I wish youd sell it, I hate it! [...] Its nothing, its just a dried up, miserable piece of ground!"

"Theres this man named Bell. Hes claiming that people can be hundreds of miles away and hold a conversation like theyre as close as I am to you."

"You sure do know a lot for a half-growed piglet, so how’s this for plain English: stay away from the horse or hell kill you."

"[referring to Babe] Is that ox really blue?"

"[surrounded by thugs] Howdy. [a thug punches him]"

"Twenty-pound hammer, shines like silver."