Mel Brooks - President Skroob/Yogurt — Spaceballs

"Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries!"

"Whats the matter, Colonel Sandurz?! Chicken?!!"

"Now well show her who is in charge of this galaxy. [A soldier volunteers, but Helmet stops him] Hold it...Ill handle this personally. [Soldier: Jawohl, Lord Helmet!] So Princess Vespa, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of Planet Spaceball. Well you were wrong. You are now our prisoner and you will be held captive until such time as all the air is transferred from your planet...to ours. [pauses, looking at the camera, then opens door, but finds nothing, then lifts helmet] Shes not in there!"

"[Mr. Radar has just been "jammed" with raspberry.] Theres only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: [pulls down helmet as camera zooms in on his face] Lone Starr! [camera slams into his face and knocks him out]"

"[feeling the force of going at Ludicrous Speed] What have I done?! My brains are going into my feet!"

"How many Assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow? [Everyone On-Board: [raises hands; except one] Yo!] I knew it, Im surrounded by Assholes! [lowers helmet] Keep firing, Assholes!"