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"Sam Medina and Gino Galento - Madame Truskas men"
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"Michael Dean Baker - Mr. Piercing"
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant
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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is a 2009 American fantasy film directed by Paul Weitz and co-screenplay adapted with Brian Helgeland, loosely based on the Vampire Blood trilogy of the book series The Saga of Darren Shan by author Darren Shan. The first three books in the 12-part series—Cirque du Freak, The Vampire’s Assistant, and Tunnels of Blood—inspired the film. The film was released
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"[Introducing himself at the show] Thank you ladies and gentlemen. I am so excited to be here in an anonymous small town that used to have character but is now just a bland suburb filled with chain stores and surrounded by slum. [Awkward silence in the audience] It really is a pleasure to be here. And I am SO honoured that bla bla bla and so on and so forth and excetera adnosium."
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"[Interrupting Darren and Steve as they fight] Thats enough, boys."
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"Now boys, vampires dont exist, but if one did, and he thought someone knew, he might smother them in their sleep."
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