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"So how do you like my overall look? (Jays usual stage attire was bib overalls)"
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Jay LondonMy girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. — Jay London
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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Jay London is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans.
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"I wanted to join the Army. The sign said "Be all that you can be." They told me it wasnt enough."
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"I had a very lonely New Years this year. I had to watch my own balls drop."
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"I went on a date with a weather girl, we talked up a storm."
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"Im on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness."
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"Sir, would you please come up here and kick the shit out of me?"
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