No, I dont mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wa — Watchmen

"Oh God, I probably sound so Devo right?"

"On Friday night, a comedian died in New York. Somebody knows why. Down there, somebody knows."

"Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical theyre effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle."

"Yes. Anybody in the world. .. But the world is so full of people, so crowded with these miracles that they become commonplace and we forget... I forget. We gaze continually at the world and it grows dull in our perceptions. Yet seen from the anothers vantage point, as if new, it may still take our breath away. Come... dry your eyes, for you are life, rarer than a quark and unpredictable beyond the dreams of Heisenberg. Come, dry your eyes. And lets go home."

"I want you to love me. I want you to love me because were not dead. Here..take these off. I want to see you. I want to see you and taste you and smell you. Just because I can. Oh God, its so damn good being alive."

"My mother, she eroded my adolescence, chipping me into the shape shed have been if she hadnt had me. She pushed me into adventuring, fussing over my career, trying to live her life through me."