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"Hey, flower-fuckers, you there?!"
American WeddingNo, no, no, shit-head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten — American Wedding
"No, no, no, shit-head, you hooked up with one other girl for what, ten seconds? Not to mention that you passed on Nadia, dumbest fucking thing ever. Youre like a blind man picking out his favorite porno."
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American Wedding is a 2003 American sex comedy film written by Adam Herz and directed by Jesse Dylan. It is the sequel to American Pie (1999) and American Pie 2 (2001), and the third of the American Pie franchise.
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