No: the answer you like the most is the one you should trust the least — Charles E. Gannon

"What gives with him? Does he take jerk pills?"

"The total lack of information is a kind of information in itself."

"In the face of crisis, I will choose unauthorized action over disastrous inaction."

"“Corporal, I’m in charge here—” “Doctor, you are in charge here. But this assault rifle has a special veto power, if you get my drift.”"

"Your arrogant self-importance is complicating your perception of what is a very simple matter."

"“Damn it, Dad. You make me crazy.” “That’s part of my job as a parent. If I read the manual correctly.”"