"Noahs Ark, why? Because its raining so much?"
"Marbled meadows metamorphose into the medieval plains of Iberia. Soldiers swarm the fields like flecks of paint from a madmans brush as your humble servant bears witness to the latest of the moving pictures magic tricks. - - Oh, why do I bother? Look at these idiots! I knew Proust, you know."
"When in doubt, say something in French."
"So, upstairs is where Don keeps his underage girls, then?"
"Ordinary and uncool as she may be, theres something about her that speaks to us in a language as vital and as pressing as life itself. Never have I seen such a mess of a bad taste and sheer magic. Your humble servant bares witness... just killed our grandmothers, and we thank her for it."
"You know, "Roy," actually, in French, means "king." And I added the "La," so its "Nellie the King." I made that up."
"And this boy, who breathed his first decades after you breathed your last, will look at your image and think hes found a friend."