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"Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday"
"Oh, and can I have a side of balsamic vinegar? I like eating that with pizza. Top five condiments for pizza, in order. Number one going to be a mixture of sriracha and ranch. Number two is just plain ranch. Number three is balsamic. Number four, plain hot sauce."

Nastassia Bianca "Stassi" Schroeder Clark is an American television personality, podcast host, fashion blogger, model and author. She is best known for appearing on Bravo's reality television series Vanderpump Rules (2013–2020) for eight seasons. Schroeder has written three books, which were all New York Times best sellers.
"Everyone shut the fuck up, This is my fucking birthday"
"All of you people, You all get to be in Cabo because I was born today."
"Its my birthday, and what I say goes."
"It’s my birthday, so go fuck yourself."
"If being good at sex can get you a Rolls Royce, I must really not be good at sex."
"I am the Devil, and dont you forget it."