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"A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world... its an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldnt say."
"Oh, I should warn you. You know those families where everyones out of their minds, but at the end of the day theyre you family, so you love them? Mines not like that. I love my dad, but since hes my stepdad, hes technically not family. Hes more like a hostage."

The Wedding Date is a 2005 American romantic comedy film directed by Clare Kilner and starring Debra Messing, Dermot Mulroney, and Amy Adams. Based on the 2002 novel Asking for Trouble by Elizabeth Young, the film is about a single woman who hires a male escort to pose as her boyfriend at her sister's wedding in order to dupe her ex-fiancé, who dumped her a few years prior. The film was released o
"A wedding is a sacrament... a joyous celebration of love and commitment. In Utopia. In the real world... its an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldnt say."
"[to Kat] Let me teach you a trick: if you look people in the eye, they wont notice what youre wearing."
"Go ahead, Kat, hate me. I think youre running out of steam on this whole Jeffrey thing anyhow. Maybe now youll be able to hold on to this long enough to ruin your next relationship."
"[to Nick] Youre like the Yoda of escorts. Getting you on the phone was harder than getting into college."
"[after seeing Nick wink] Oh God. I think Ive just come."
"[to Edward] The hardest thing is loving someone and then having the courage to let them love you back. But if you know her shit and she knows yours, and at the end of the day if you still would rather give up than try, nothings ever going to be worth it. Maybe think about it this way... you go back, you get to spend the rest of your life having really great makeup sex."