"Oh, sit down! Youre as dumb as he is!"
Judith Susan Sheindlin also known as Judge Judy, is an American attorney, jurist, court-show arbitrator and television producer.
"to a defendants witness wearing a T-shirt reading "BEER EQUALS FUN": Mr. Gordon, thats a ridiculous shirt that you chose to wear to court today. ... I dont know what kind of statement you thought you were making, but if you wanted to leave the impression on this piece of tape that youre going to have on posterity for your children that you are an intelligent, thinking person, that shirt youre wearing belies that fact."
Judith Sheindlin"If you tell the truth, you dont have to have a good memory. If you lie, youre always tripping over your own tie. ("If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything" - Mark Twain)"
Judith Sheindlin"Youre going to keep your mouth shut until I come to you and ask you a question, then youre going to speak; otherwise Byrd will take you outside until you understand the rules, cause here, Im in charge."
Judith Sheindlin"to a defendant raising his hand to speak while plaintiff is speaking: You wanna lose, fast?"
Judith Sheindlin"Why dont you SHUT UP and listen?!"
Judith Sheindlin"said on nearly every episode, when interrupted by a litigant: Im speaking!"
Judith Sheindlin