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"[upon hearing Dr. Sewards instruction to the guard: "Take him back to his cell and give him a you-know-what!"] No! No! Not another enema!"
"Peter MacNicol - R.M. Renfield"

Dracula: Dead and Loving It is a 1995 supernatural horror comedy film directed by Mel Brooks, from a screenplay by Brooks, Rudy De Luca, and Steve Haberman, and based on a story by De Luca and Haberman. The film stars Leslie Nielsen as Dracula and Brooks as Van Helsing, with Steven Weber, Peter MacNicol, Amy Yasbeck, Lysette Anthony, Harvey Korman, and Anne Bancroft in supporting roles. Although t
"[upon hearing Dr. Sewards instruction to the guard: "Take him back to his cell and give him a you-know-what!"] No! No! Not another enema!"
"[waking up from a bad dream] Oh, its night-time. I was having... a daymare."
"[upon seeing two voluptuous brides of Dracula - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?"
"I didnt see anything! I didnt see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]"
"[after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier."
"[a bat poops on the stairs] Children of the night... what a mess they make!"