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"Rory: "Lorelai Gilmore". Nope, doesnt sound model-y enough. You need something that stands out more. How about "Waffle"? We could call you Waffle and say youre from Belgium."
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"Ray: I do know a Belgium joke! Okay, whats Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids."
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Belgium, officially the Kingdom of Belgium, is a country in Northwestern Europe. Situated in a coastal lowland region known as the Low Countries, it is bordered by the Netherlands to the north, Germany to the east, Luxembourg to the southeast, France to the south, and the North Sea to the west. Belgium covers an area of 30,689 km2 (11,849 sq mi) and has a population of more than 11.8 million; its
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"Another Armenia, Belgium … the weak innocents who always seem to be located on a natural invasion route."
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"The wealth of our country and our institutional system lies particularly in the fact that our diversity is strength. Whenever we find a balance between unity and diversity, the strength of Belgium is precisely to give meaning to our diversity."
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"Belgium" is the rudest word in the universe, which is "completely banned in all parts of the Galaxy, except in one part, where they could not possibly know what it means."
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"Belgium is a boiler that needs valves."
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"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery."
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