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"Rule 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him hes lucky just to be alive, and hell figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow."
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Schlock MercenaryRule 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. — Schlock Mercenary
"Rule 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error."
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Schlock Mercenary is a comedic webcomic written and drawn by Howard Tayler. It follows the tribulations of a star-travelling mercenary company in a satiric, mildly dystopian 31st-century space opera setting. After its debut on June 12, 2000, the comic was updated daily until its conclusion in July 24, 2020, supporting its author and receiving five Hugo Award nominations.
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"Rule 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun."
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"Rule 5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart."
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"Rule 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it."
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"Rule 70. Failure is not an option. It is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do."
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"Rule 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, its on the far side of the airlock."
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