"Rupert Webster - Bobby Phillips"
If.... is a 1968 British satirical surrealist psychological drama film produced and directed by Lindsay Anderson, and starring Malcolm McDowell in his film debut as the character Mick Travis, who appeared in two further Anderson films. Other actors include Richard Warwick, Christine Noonan, David Wood, and Robert Swann. A biting satire of English public school life, the film follows a group of pup
"The nights dead. You can hardly breathe outside. The thing Id really hate is to have a nail banged through the back of my neck. Slowly. [laughs] I dont see what difference the speed makes. [laughs] The speed of the nail. [laughs] The -The -The nails speed! [laughs] The s-speed. [laughs]"
If...."[telling Knightly of his summer activities] I...met this fantastic bird in the East End, went round all the pubs. You ever been to those pubs? You should see those old loves dancing...showing their knickers. Take em off near the end. [Chuckles] She had a weird religion - only kiss on Thursdays. [Chuckles] Took me home to meet her mum and dad. Well, that finished it. Practically married us off, they did, over the Sunday joint. [School bell rings] When do we live? Thats what I want to know."
If...."[to Rowntree, after being told that he, Wallace and Knightly are to be punished for their behaviour] The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum and your best teddy-bear to Oxfam and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life."
If...."[clapping slowly, facetiously] Jolly, jolly good, Stephans."
If...."[after lights-out, whispering] Stephans. Whatever youre doing now... dont."
If...."[to Stephans] Excuse me, you mind not picking your shag-spots in here?"
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