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"Okay, monkeys. You want a war? You got a war."
"(searching for Crypto) Here boy, come here boy."

Destroy All Humans! is an open world action-adventure video game franchise that is designed as a parody of Cold War-era alien invasion films. Destroy All Humans! and Destroy All Humans! 2 were released for the PlayStation 2 and Xbox; Destroy All Humans! Big Willy Unleashed was released for the Wii; and Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon was released for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Remakes o
"Okay, monkeys. You want a war? You got a war."
"Attention, humans: I am Cryptosporidium of the planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire. Resist THIS. [crushes Silhouettes head underfoot]"
"[if the player cant afford upgrades] We are living in a material world, Crypto, and I am a material... err, Furon."
"[if the player cant afford upgrades] No DNA, no upgrade. Dems the rules, partner."
"Saucer upgrades - excellent choice! Chicks dig a souped-up ride!"
"(After letting the game sit for a while) Oh, dont mind me. Im only a fictional character in a simulated universe, after all. I havent anything better to do, really. Im just a bunch of electrons floating around inside your console, and a few hundred kilobytes of data stored on your DAS disk. DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO MEEEE!"