Sorry, John. Changed the rules. From now on, all the fights are fair. — The Quick and the Dead

"[Showing off guns for sale in his shop] This heres the Eagle Butt Peacemaker. Solid ivory handle, Mexican emblem. Only thirty of these ever made. This is the, uh, customized Remington New Model Army .44. Its probably more accurate than your Colt. I had the wooden handles removed and replaced with solid silver. Used with great success on, um, thirty-s...naw, thirty-five bank robberies by its late owner. And this? This is the best help a man can get. The Smith and Wesson Schofield .45. Just meat and potatoes. Me and Jesse James think its the best handgun in the world. I had the trigger guard removed, it saves drawin time. Dont ever wear it when youre drunk, or youll kill your feet."

"The rules say you have to accept every challenge. You got a problem with that, scuttle your butt out of town."

"Am I fast, or is Sweden just a very small place? Tell me now!"

"Like I always say – put a fox in the henhouse and youll have chicken for dinner every time."

"The gunfight is in the head, not the hands."

"Leonardo DiCaprio – Fee "The Kid" Herod"