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"If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDs."
Jimmy CarrThe highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I dont care if — Jimmy Carr
"The highest terrorist threat level, as we all know, is “I dont care if this does look racist, Im getting off the bus... That backpack is huge and he doesnt need to be saying his prayers.”"
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Jimmy Carr
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James Anthony Patrick Carr is a British and Irish comedian. He began his stand-up career in 1997. He has regularly appeared on television as the host of Channel 4 panel shows such as The Big Fat Quiz of the Year, 8 Out of 10 Cats (2005–2021), and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. Carr is known for his rapid-fire deadpan delivery of one-liners.
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"When people talk about the Holocaust, they talk about the tragedy and horror of 6 million Jewish lives being lost to the Nazi war machine. But they never mention the thousands of Gypsies that were killed by the Nazis. No one ever wants to talk about that, because no one ever wants to talk about the positives."
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"As head of the Catholic church, Pope Benedict is the boss of every Catholic priest in the world, hes effectively king of the pedos."
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