The man with the false nose had gone to that bourne from which no holl — J. B. Morton

"Hush, hush, Nobody cares! Has Fallen Down- Stairs."

"Rush hour: that hour when traffic is almost at a standstill."

"Mr. Justice Cocklecarrot began the hearing of a very curious case yesterday. A Mrs. Tasker is accused of continually ringing the doorbell of a Mrs. Renton, and then, when the door is opened, pushing a dozen red-bearded dwarfs into the hall and leaving them there."

"Dr. Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht has patented a new invention. It is an illuminated trouser-clip for bicyclists who are using main roads at night."

"One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wifes ear."

"The Doctor is said also to have invented an extraordinary weapon which will make war less brutal. It is described as a very powerful liquid which rots braces at a distance of a mile."