There aint nothin in this world thats worth being a snot over. — Larry Wall

"Besides, including <std_ice_cubes.h> is a fatal error on machines that dont have it yet. Bad language design, there..."

"I wouldnt ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use goto either."

"Yknow, there are other possibilities if we assume that filenames are UTF-8...yikes...wait, put down that meat cleaver! Aieeee!!!"

"Because . doesnt match \n. [\0-\377] is the most efficient way to match everything currently. Maybe \e should match everything. And \E would of course match nothing."

"Perl programming is an *empirical* science!"

"The only reason Ive managed to run this open source project, is that I have learned to delegate even the delegation to other people. (final words of the video)."